tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via madasahatter7)

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via rowling-jk)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom, via loveforeversmilealways)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via violetunderground)

Nicole and Victoria on this season of Big Brother [x]

(Source: derekbraedens, via actualgrapefruit)

wholockedmydoor:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

Hey, I’ve never made a face mask before

(via bands-booksgalore)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

— me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

(Source: pfghhh, via wholetjackdrive)

titan-twerk:

These guys are great. Anami Vice and Josh Ramsay, give them a round of applause. Seriously, they are my role models and they deserve an award.

Edit: I tweeted this for more info, but it’s so sweet that they did that so the girls would feel comfortable

titan-twerk:

These guys are great. Anami Vice and Josh Ramsay, give them a round of applause. Seriously, they are my role models and they deserve an award.

Edit: I tweeted this for more info, but it’s so sweet that they did that so the girls would feel comfortable

(via j-o-s-h-ramsay)

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(via every-bit-of-lovely)

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

(via loveforeversmilealways)

the lion king + tumblr .

(via loveforeversmilealways)

"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."

— (via haileymr)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via mydraco)

chikittyxo:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET FORFUCKINGEVER I AM CRYING

(Source: bieberoversexy, via backseatserenaded)

kingofscots:

panic

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at the disco

(via backseatserenaded)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday in Ferguson. Aug. 23rd. 

(via backseatserenaded)